n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via magicul)

questlon:

i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

(via greetings)

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

(via okaymad)

jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

(via joshpeck)

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image

(Source: memeousuji, via okaymad)

(Source: nsfwhumor, via stabs)

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

(via hotboyproblems)

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lohanthony:

tokyoghettopussy:

raresighting:

YASS BITCH YASSS

omg yes

I HAVE A NEW QUEEN

(Source: huffpostlive, via magicul)

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(Source: itsashface, via evolutional)

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

(Source: shawtysdead, via magicul)

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